Money in the Coffin
An old man was on his deathbed.He wanted badly to take all his money with him.He called his priest,his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside.“Here’s $30,000 cash to be held by each of you.I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me.”
At the funeral,each man put an envelope in the coffin.Riding away in a limousine,the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed that he had only put$20,000 into the envelope because he needed $10,000 for a new baptistery.“Well,since we’re confiding in each other,”said the doctor,“I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new machine at the hospital which cost $20,000.”The lawyer was aghast.“I’m ashamed of both of you,”he exclaimed.“I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin,it held my personal check for the full $30,000.”