Salesman
A salesman is trying to call a client.
The phone rings and a little boy,in a whisper,says,“Hello.”
Salesman:“Is your mommy there?”
Little Boy:(whisper)“Yes.”
Salesman:“Can I speak with her?”
Little Boy:(whisper)“She’s busy.”
Salesman:“Is your daddy there?”
Little Boy:(whisper)“Yes.”
Salesman:“Can I speak with him?”
Little Boy:(whisper)“He’s busy.”
Salesman:“Is there anyone else there?”
Little Boy:(whisper)“The fire department.”
Salesman:“Can I talk to one of them?”
Little Boy:(whisper)“They’re busy.”
Salesman:“Is there anybody else there?”
Little Boy:(whisper)“The police department.”
Salesman:“Well,can I talk to one of them?”
Little Boy:(whisper)“They’re busy.”
Salesman:“Let me get this straight,your mother,father,the fire department and the police department are all in your house,and they’re all busy.What are they doing?”
Little Boy:(whisper)“They’re looking for me.”