Salesman

A salesman is trying to call a client.

The phone rings and a little boy,in a whisper,says,“Hello.”

Salesman:“Is your mommy there?”

Little Boy:(whisper)“Yes.”

Salesman:“Can I speak with her?”

Little Boy:(whisper)“She’s busy.”

Salesman:“Is your daddy there?”

Little Boy:(whisper)“Yes.”

Salesman:“Can I speak with him?”

Little Boy:(whisper)“He’s busy.”

Salesman:“Is there anyone else there?”

Little Boy:(whisper)“The fire department.”

Salesman:“Can I talk to one of them?”

Little Boy:(whisper)“They’re busy.”

Salesman:“Is there anybody else there?”

Little Boy:(whisper)“The police department.”

Salesman:“Well,can I talk to one of them?”

Little Boy:(whisper)“They’re busy.”

Salesman:“Let me get this straight,your mother,father,the fire department and the police department are all in your house,and they’re all busy.What are they doing?”

Little Boy:(whisper)“They’re looking for me.”