Comfortable
A blonde and a brunette purchased a farm in Louisiana,but they needed a bull.It was decided that the brunette would take $200 and go to Chicago to buy the bull.She purchased the bull for $197 and went to send her friend a telegram.The clerk told her the telegram would cost three dollars per word to Louisiana.The brunette thought for a moment,then decided to send one word:“Comfortable.”The clerk was puzzled and asked,“How will your friend know what you mean?”The brunette replied,“Well,you see,my friend is a little slow,so when she gets this,she’ll read:‘ Com-for-da-bul.’”