One day a man and a woman get in a car accident，and it’s completely the woman’s fault．The guy gets out of his car to talk to the woman．She gets out and says，“Since we’re both alive，it’s a sign from God that we’re meant to get married．”She’s very pretty，so the guy nods his head to agree with her．Then the woman takes out a bottle of wine and says，“Look，the wine bottle isn’t broken，so it is a sign from God that we have to drink it．”So she takes out the cork and hands the bottle to the man，who drinks half the bottle in a couple of gulps．Then he hands it to the woman，who puts the cork back in the bottle．The guy （slightly tipsy now） asks what she’s doing．“Waiting for the cops，”she says．