A Highway to Hawaii

A man was walking on a highway when he discovered a genie lamp. He rubbed it and a genie came out and said,“I will grant you one wish.”

The man thought for a minute and said,“Well,I never have gone to Hawaii because I never could afford it. Could you make a highway from here to Hawaii so I could just drive over anytime?”

The genie sighed and said,“Man,I have been in this genie business for 10,000 years. I am quite tired. Can’t you think of something a little more simple?”

The man thought and said,“Well,you know,I have been married to my wife for 5 years now but I still can’t understand her. Can you make it so I can from now on?”

The genie sighed again and said,“Two lanes or four?”