Three Wishes

A fairy goes into a forest and sees a bear chasing a rabbit. She stops them and says she’ll give them three wishes each. They agree and the bear goes first:“I want every bear in this forest except me to be a female.”“Done,”says the fairy and makes his wish come true.“I want a helmet,”says the rabbit.“No problem,”says the fairy and makes his wish come true. It’s the bear’s turn again,and he says,“I want every bear in this country except me to be female.”“Done,”says the fairy and grants his wish. The rabbit says,“I want a motorbike,”and gets it immediately. It’s the bear’s final wish,and he says,“I want every bear in the world except me to be female.”The fairy says“Okay”and makes it happen. It’s now the rabbit’s final wish. He puts on his helmet,gets on the motorbike,and says,“I want the bear to be gay!”just before driving off.