stupid Criminals
Kentucky:
Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine,though,they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared,they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle’s license plate still attached to the bumper.
Virginia:
Two men in a pickup truck went to a new-home site to steal a refrigerator. Banging up walls,floors,etc.,they snatched a refrigerator from one of the houses,and loaded it onto the pickup. The truck promptly got stuck in the mud,so these brain surgeons decided that the refrigerator was too heavy. Banging up more walls,floors,etc.,they put the refrigerator back into the house,and returned to the pickup truck,only to realize that they locked the keys in the truck—so they abandoned it.
Location Unknown:
A man walked into a bank,put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer,the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register,which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled—leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer?Fifteen dollars.