First Half
A blonde got on an airplane and sat down in the first class section. The flight attendant told her that she must move to coach because she didn’t have a first class ticket. The blonde replied,“As long as there’s an available seat,I’m staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.”The flight attendant got the head flight attendant,who asked the woman to leave. Again,she said,“As long as there’s an available seat,I’m staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.”The flight attendants didn’t know what to do because they had to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off,so they got the co-pilot. The co-pilot went up to the blonde and whispered in her ear. She immediately got up and went to her seat in the coach section. The head flight attendant asked the co-pilot what he had said to get her to move. The co-pilot replied,“I told her the front half of the airplane wasn’t going to Jamaica.”